1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Remy Martin sucks, blech!
     
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      I prefer Dean Martin

       
      latecomer91364, Nov 20, 2020
    3. deegenerate
      I was going to ask: The drink, or the basketball player? lol
       
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      Thats a person?
       
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      Yes, He plays for ASU.
       
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      But the funny thing is - his parents drink Courvoisier, but that would've been a dumb name...
       
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  2. inmyhand

    inmyhand My Goddesses Toy

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    Like dogs better than most people
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I should start cooking, or at least start thinking about cooking
     
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  4. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Ok I don't know what you guys get off your feeds. But this is Daily Beast Cheat Sheet. Really mainstream. And damn this is one of the hottest things I've seen all day and my home is a porn forum.


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    Crickets
     
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    Fruitflies
     
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    55andhorny Porn Star

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    Dung beetles
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Rhinosaurus beetle
     
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  11. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Jitter Bug
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      Lol! Brilliant...
       
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      Thanks...always good for a chuckle :p
       
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  12. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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  13. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    With all the masks, there's never been a better time to be an armed robber
     
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      Aw fuck - so you won't drive the getaway car?
       
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      Nah I always drive
       
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      Don't worry, it'll be a piece of cake...

      [​IMG]
       
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      Cool
       
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      Right...did you ever think you could walk into a bank with a mask on and they wouldn't automatically hit the silent alarm lol
       
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    Holy hippie hand grenade Batman
     
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      Brings back memories. I remember when some woman fell into the nuclear reactor in the Bat Cave and died (yes, really), and Batman said,
      "Poor deluded girl"

      I don't know if I could watch it now, but I loved the fuck out of it then...
       
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    Sour cream is okay, but no matter how you cook a potato, there's nothing better to me than just butter.
     
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    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Is Roadrunner the only food source for a coyote?
     
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      Didnt Coyote have a cookbook of roadrunner dishes?
       
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      If he can get all that Acme stuff, why doesn't he call Uber eats?
       
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I gotta get some food in this house :confused:
     
  18. latecomer91364

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    Fuck! I've been posting so much that I'm behind in my drinking.

    Damn you, Libtards!!!
     
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      Eating, drinking, smoking, I know they take so much time out a ya
       
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      Those fucking Libtards! I've got a quota.

      A QUOTA!
       
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    I do not care how stoned they get cats cannot type.
     
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